Emotionally Unavailable But Still Funny Sweatshirt

S / Carolina Blue

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Emotionally Unavailable But Still Funny Sweatshirt

● LIMITED TIME OFFER

$39.99 $57.00

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30%

OFF

● LOW STOCK

Hurry! Selling faster than usual.

Popular
choice

78% SOLD

Size S M L XL 2XL

Color Carolina Blue Heliconia White Black Cherry Red

Size Guide

Measurement	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width (in)	20.08	22.05	24.02	25.98	27.99	29.92	31.89	33.86
Length (in)	27.17	27.95	29.13	29.92	31.10	31.89	33.07	33.86
Sleeve – center back (in)	33.50	34.50	35.50	36.50	37.50	38.50	39.50	40.50
Size tolerance (in)	±1.5	±1.5	±1.5	±1.5	±1.5	±1.5	±1.5	±1.5

Measurement	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL
Width (in)	16.50	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00
Length (in)	27.00	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00
Sleeve length (in)	8.60	8.90	9.20	9.50	9.70	10.00
Size tolerance (in)	±1.5	±1.5	±1.5	±1.5	±1.5	±1.5

Measurement	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width (in)	18.75	19.75	20.75	22.75	24.75	26.75	28.75
Length (in)	26.25	27.25	27.75	28.75	29.75	30.25	31.25
Size tolerance (in)	±1.0	±1.0	±1.0	±1.0	±1.0	±1.0	±1.0

Measurement	S	M	L	XL	2XL
Width (in)	18.25	20.25	22.00	24.00	26.00
Length (in)	20.00	21.00	22.00	23.00	24.00
Sleeve – center back (in)	15.62	16.50	17.37	18.37	19.25

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Not every feeling needs to be shared — but the jokes definitely will be. "Emotionally Unavailable But Still Funny" is a self-aware, sarcastic quote sweatshirt for anyone who deflects with humor. Soft, warm, and unmistakably relatable.

Cozy heavyweight unisex crewneck
Long-lasting DTG print
Sizes S–2XL, multiple colors
Fleece-lined for extra comfort
Great mental-health humor gift

Ships to the US & Europe from BLURRTD — order yours now.

Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.

Design that say what you're actually thinking

Soft enough to wear-bold enough to start a conservation

Made just for you - No boring mass production

''What Our Customers Say''

★★★★★

"I ordered the funny quote tee for my sister and she absolutely loved it! The fabric is so soft and the print didn't crack after washing. Will definitely order again!"

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Sarah Mitchell

✔ Verified Buyer · Funny Quote Tee

★★★★★

"The sweatshirt is incredibly cozy and the design is exactly as shown. Shipping was faster than expected. My coworkers keep asking where I got it from!"

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Jessica Turner

✔ Verified Buyer · Crewneck Sweatshirt

★★★★★

"Bought the Born to Roast tee as a birthday gift and it was a huge hit! Great quality, true to size, and the packaging was really cute too."

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Ashley Brooks

✔ Verified Buyer · Born to Roast Tee

★★★★☆

"Love the sarcasm sweatshirt! Fits perfectly and the material feels premium. Only giving 4 stars because delivery took a little longer, but totally worth it."

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Megan Collins

✔ Verified Buyer · Sarcasm Sweatshirt

★★★★★

"This is my third order from this store and every single time the quality has been spot on. The energy saving mode sweatshirt is my absolute favourite, so comfortable!"

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Rachel Hayes

✔ Verified Buyer · Energy Saving Mode Sweatshirt

Frequently asked questions

Since every product is made to order just for you, we don't accept returns or exchanges for sizing issues or change of mind. However, if your order arrives damaged, misprinted, or defective — we'll replace it or refund it, no questions asked. Just email us within 7 days of delivery with a photo of the issue.

We offer sizes XS to 3XL — because good fits shouldn't be exclusive. Not sure which size is right for you? Check the size guide on each product page for exact measurements before ordering.

Your order goes into production the moment you place it - fresh, just for you. We move fast so you don't have to wait long. The second it ships, you'll get a tracking link straight to your inbox. Stay ready

Every Blurtt piece is made on demand -meaning the moment you place your order, it gets printed fresh just for you. No mass production, no sitting in a warehouse. Every piece is crafted with care and shipped straight to your door, unique to your order.